darkest-fallen-angel:

mychemicalbooks:

sugarquillsandfizzingwhizbees:

My mum didn’t know it was a TV show and she freaked out when she saw me googling ‘How To Get Away With Murder’

Long story short, she called the whole family round and gave us the standard ‘murder will not be tolerated in this family’ lecture

I WILL REBLOG THIS UNTIL I DIE

Standard “murder will not be tolerated” lecture

(via internraven)

151,147 plays

char7es96:

tomorrowers:

mixyblue:

something i probably should have spent more time on

yes perfect.

SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT!! I WAS GOING TO TRY BUT I WAS HAVING SOME PROBLEMS WORKING OUT HOW TO USE MUSIC SOFTWARE!!!

(via starlard)

cherryblossombarrage:

brachiosaurs:

improbablenormality:

caraknightley:

puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw

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TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!

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I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.

#the bruce banner of the sea

(Source: goatpolice, via internraven)

hauntedargent:

rnarisass:

popculturesavvyangel:

*WHIRLS SNAPE OUT OF THE WAY*

DID YOU 

*SHOVES MINERVA INTO A WALL*

PUT YOUR NAME

*KNOCKS OVER A TABLE AGGRESSIVELY* 

IN THE GOBLET

*GRABS HARRY AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE WALL*

OF FIRE!?!?!?1111?!?!111321I3591130583FERGEKLJRKGJ GRLGJWRLKGVJLKJ G” Dumbledore asked calmly.

we’re never gonna get over this are we

of course not

(via takeitbabyboy)

superwholockpotterandrock:

juzzypotter:

CENTURIES???

IMMORTALS????

I’m sensing a theme here.

Yeah, one word titles, AND ITS THROWING ME OFF

(via starlard)

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian

(via takeitbabyboy)

miryamwinchester:

Lights will guide you home

And ignite your bones

And i will try to..

FIX YOU

(Source: jarpad, via flirtybrothers)

magicbubblepipe:

so i drew this like…a long time ago and I never posted it? 

Anyway, here you go. meteors or angels or something. 

(via romanticizingcodependency)

you have always been my home

(Source: andlatitude, via romanticizingcodependency)

In which my dad learns about purses and jeans sizes.
My dad: Your sister's crazy. Who'd want a $200 purse?
Me: She does.
My dad: What is it with ladies purses, anyway?
Me: (glancing at my purse) What do you mean?
My dad: How did that start--I mean, why do women use them? Doesn't it get tiring carrying a bag around all the time?
Me: (stands up and turns around) See those pockets?
My dad: ... Yes?
Me: What can I fit in them?
My dad: What?
Me: How many things do you think I could fit in my pockets? Honestly. How many things?
My dad: Doesn't look like you could fit much.
Me: A pack of Orbit, some folded bills, and that's about it. That's why we use purses--because we can't carry our shit in our pockets like you do.
My dad: But I can fit my wallet, my keys, and my cigarettes in my pockets!
Me: And your jeans also fit the way they should.
My dad: I'm almost afraid to ask, but what do you mean?
Me: Your jeans are sized by, what, your inseam and waist, right?
My dad: ... Aren't yours?
Me: I'm a size 3.
My dad: 3 what?
Me: No, just a 3. A size 3.
My dad: What does that mean?
Me: I actually have no idea. I'm a size 3 in these jeans. In some other jeans, I'm a 5. I'm a 7 in my favorite pair of shorts.
My dad: Wait, it's not the same?
Me: Nope. A size 3 in one brand's jeans is completely different from a size 3 in another brand.
My dad: That's fucking stupid! How do you shop for them?!
Me: With great difficulty. This is why when you ask me what I did during the week and despite the fact I know you won't care I sometimes tell you I found a pair of jeans. Because finding a pair of jeans that fit and fit well is like finding the Holy Grail with your name encrusted in diamonds on it
Just me expressing all of my loves:
Doctor Who
Sherlock
Supernatural
Wincest
Johnlock
River/Eleven
anime
LOK
Borra
The Avengers
science boyfriends
suits
Harry Potter
snarry

My most recent love: Welcome to Night Vale